A Tweet can say I love you, And want you to be mine; a Tweet can say I thank you, For being so very kind; A Tweet can say congratulations, Whatever the occasion may be, a Tweet can say I miss you, And wish you were here with me.
Los Angeles immigrants experience their first earthquake. Thankfully, Twitter is there to capture the moment. Tweets come in from San Diego, Brentwood, Marina del Rey, and the Valley, even before it subsides. Ever since the China quake, the new rule is as follows: Twitter first and then, if you’re not dead, get yourself to safety. Unless you’re with your Ob/Gyn. In which case it’s recommended to wait until the doctor removes his or her hands from your vagina prior to Twittering and/or getting one’s self to safety.
Gaiam enters the Twittersphere with some discount Tweets. TheCitizen jumps on the Twitter bandwagon, which he’ll need since he just offloaded his car. The Olympics is trending. NASA finds water on Mars and unlocks the secret of Aurora Borealis…in case you doubted the significance of what one can discover on Twitter.
We’re listening. Resistance is futile. Follow Max Gladwell.
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JasonCalacanis VIDEO LEAK!!! Olympics Opening Ceremony looks amazing! http://tinyurl.com/olympics… |
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venturebeat Twitter tells me NASA has found water on Mars!: In yet another powerful showcase of Twitter’s .. http://tinyurl.com/6rj85p |
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thecitizen getting on the twitter bandwagon full tilt |
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Gaiam Please Retweet if you can Thanks!: Gaiam gives coupon codes away on new Twitter Profile http://twitter.com/Gaiam . |
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bicyclemark “the greenest olympics ever” please, CNN and China, stop with the fraudulent bullshit and just play the games. |
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LAist Funniest Earthquake Twitter Comment: “I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquak.. http://tinyurl.com/6ghrf9 |
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SocialVibe Earthquake!! The Online Aftermath: Sarah Townsend here, blogging to you LIVE from the epicenter of E.. http://tinyurl.com/6lesz3 |
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MitziY I’d say … 5.8 |
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chiropractic was a long one. rolling in marina del rey |
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JackiePeters earthquake! my first one! |
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patsully Whoa, just felt my first earthquake. |
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Mickipedia wow that was a big one! my whole house was shaking! books fell down, etc. |
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ilainie omg I’m shaking that was the biggest earth quake I’ve felt in a while! |
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Hip_M0M EARTHQUAKE. SAN DIEGO |
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urlgrl eathquake |
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gregarious Earthquake! Brentwood! |
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gobigmike Turning LA into adventure by exploring sans car. All public transit, all the time! Dodgers-Giants game tomoro. SM to Dodger stadium in bus! |
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NewGreenStuff Breaking: Governor vetoes climate change curriculum – San Jose Mercury News http://tinyurl.com/59duhx |
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DamonClifford Next Gen Alt Energy http://tinyurl.com/56ptsd |
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TwitLinksRSS Facebook Connect Will Be Game-Changing…and Dangerous – ReadWriteWeb: With the news coming out of F.. http://tinyurl.com/5zyxg2 |
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TwitLinksRSS Images: NASA uncovers secret of the Northern Lights | CNET News.com: NASA’s fleet of THEMIS satellit.. http://tinyurl.com/6pn6vf |
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MarkMayhew reading “Facebook: Movement or Business”: http://tinyurl.com/5dkmth @FacebookEconomy |
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greenwash Jim resists being cynical and says “well done” to KB Home’s new green move: http://tinyurl.com/6mb52s /jo |
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greenwash Janne on new FTC green marketing guidelines: http://tinyurl.com/5rcdxh /jo |
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gapingvoid “China overtakes US as the most populous nation online (253m vs 223m)….” |
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sabika I am reading Groundswell http://twurl.nl/fbtcjt and thinking how twitter is such a perfect example of it. |
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A Tweet can say I’m sorry
If I’ve hurt you in any way,
a Tweet can say get well soon,
May God bless you today?
A Tweet can say I wish you happiness,
And the best for you each day.
A Tweet can say farewell
When someone goes away,
A Tweet can say hello,
I’m thinking of you today,
there are just so many wonderful things
That a Tweet can say,
A Tweet can say goodbye
When a love one is laid to rest,
No matter what there is to say,
A Tweet can say it best.
Really bad poem, originally on roses, by Andrew Smith
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